1. What is harder to catch the faster you run?
Your breath
2. You can see me in water, but I never get wet. What am I?
A reflection
3. A man is trapped in a room. The room has only two possible exits: two doors. Through the first door there is a room constructed from magnifying glass. The blazing hot sun instantly fries anything or anyone that enters. Through the second door there is a fire-breathing dragon. How does the man escape?
He waits until night time and then goes through the first door.
4. Two in a corner, 1 in a room, 0 in a house, but 1 in a shelter. What am I?
The letter r
5. I have many teeth and sometimes they’re fine, First I’m by your head, then I’m down your spine. What am I? What am I?
A comb
6. I pass before the sun, yet make no shadow. What am I?
The wind
7. I don’t have eyes, but once I did see. Once I had thoughts, but now I’m white and empty.
Skull
8. What belongs to you but others use it more than you do?
Your name
9. What is it that goes up and goes down but does not move?
The temperature
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Funny and silly. Kid friendly 😉
Omg my kids will love these jokes lol even me and my husband started laughing
Yes. So true
This guy woke up and opened a bowl of cereal and then fell back asleep…. what did he open first?
His eyes
How do you open a bowl of cereal ♀️
How?
The world may never know lol
Ooh my, some are very hared to crack.
But all in all they are nice and educative.
THANKS
Love the jokes makes my day & good at making ur mind go to work trying to figure out the questions & riddles
Well I tried these on the family and they were satisfying
A man stuck in a room one room has a killer clown and door has fire and the other has lion that’s not eaten in three years what door does he use……..
The lion would have died
One letter removed is the face of a word with no rhyme;
In the Field he works from morning till 9!
Who is this person?
Just two clues: I’m looking for a real person and I could give you one, two or even 4 more but it’d be Lethal.
Too easy.
Pick up three cans of Labats and what do you see.
Blue prints.
A guy dumped his girlfriend. Then the girl lost her purse, then lost her glasses, then lost her car. What did she lose first???
A boyfriend
Amazing!
What is very light but not even a strongman can’t hold it what am I
Your breath
It’s 7:00 AM. You are asleep and there is a sudden knock on the door. Behind the door are your parents who came to have breakfast. In your fridge are bread, milk (pasteurized), juice, and a jar of jam. To answer, what will you open first?
.
The door
Your eyes
Your mouth
Riddle me this.
I speak without a mouth and hear without ears. I have no body, but I come alive with wind. What am I?
Plants
hi ppls
what can you hold but not touch or see?